Did I ever mention how much I hate playing 10:30pm games? Well, here we go…
Pre-game thought: keeping Umberger with Brass and Voracek is a bit interesting to me instead of bumping Umberger up to the top line with Nash and Vermette.
The good thing about being one of the two games on tonight is that there are a lot of people watching… who am I kidding
1st Period
19:22 Hey remember when Rob Scuderi tried to kill Chimmer? That was fun
19:12 Nice skating ref
17:50 The backcheck seems to be doing its job right now, good to see
15:50 I HATE to see Mason leave the net to handle the puck
15:28 Mike Commodore is looking to “get some” tonight
15:28 “Bad Romance” on the organ…. AWESOME
14:11 Tyutin caught out of position… Wayne Simmonds is really fast
Kings 1 Jackets 0
11:07 Jackets going on the kill after somebody mauled Dustin Brown who was literally streaking towards the net (get it? if not do a google image search haha)
11:07 and guess who’s in the box for the CBJ? If you said Fedor Tyutin you win the cash prize
9:06 Decent penalty kill
8:17 Typical FSO, cut to commercial when a scrum develops, thanks, I don’t really care what happens after the whistle anyway
7:52 Davidge will mention Miami University at any opportunity, no matter how little it has to do with what’s actually going on
6:55 good to see Jake going to the net
6:36 Here we go….
Kings 2 Jackets 0
Barring a major wake-up, at least we won’t blow ANOTHER 3rd period lead
6:36 Nash in for a Double-minor… that I have no idea where it came from… typically our best PK-er too
Kings 3 Jackets 0
Kings 4 Jackets 0
Fire Hitch… oh wait
3:34 Porty may finally get his wish: GOON HOCKEY!!!
3:34 Blunden is tossed for a “checking from behind” penalty and the Kings get a 5 minute all you can score power play
End of the 1st, 4-0 Kings, if I was really tired and had to work a normal day tomorrow, I’d go to bed, but I’m not
2nd Period
Hitchcock would come out red and breathing hard after that mess
19:33 Garon makes a save… real exciting I know, but worth marking down
17:19 Davidge starting to blame the officials… CBJ on the kill… again
15:39 Modin scores on his old team, good for him I guess
Kings 5 Jackets 0
2:06 I’ve been working on this for the last half hour:
Intermission report: talking to opposing players. FSO is either trying to piss us off, or our players refused to be further embarrassed.
3rd Period
18:51 Rimer points out that the CBJ “top line” is Murray-Vermette-Dorsett LOL
16:37 CBJ get a power play… wait for the shorty
14:37 CBJ fail on the first power play, and get another going right after
12:37 CBJ fail on their 2nd power play of the night, not even threatening
11:14 At least Garon seems to be trying
5:10 A whole lot of nothing going on right now for the CBJ
1:49 Dustin Brown and Fedor Tyutin slide into Garon…. net comes off, boring
Final Score Kings 6 Blue Jackets 0
BARFFFFFF
The “Scream” picture is hilarious.